slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

Moltana

A hench bald hijaabi, who has a moustache

Moltana "Yehhhh Boiiii! This hijaaab is sikkkkk, you likey my moustachee ;) Where the fish aat?"

by QueenFamJam December 7, 2010

molasfuck

A combination of the words molasses and fuck. Generally associated with people who are extremely slow.

Wow, this guy in front of me is slower than molasfuck!

by BruceFuckYouWillis February 3, 2014

molar-deep

A really small dick that can only reach the back molar in a womans mouth when fully erect.

All that shit Adam talks and he only goes molar-deep!!!

by Goin Dalls Beep June 13, 2016

Mollaí

Mollaí is one of the kindest and prettiest girls you’ll meet. She’s insecure but beautiful nonetheless.

So when you meet a Mollaí make sure to compliment her.

guy 1 “Yo do you see that girl over there?”
guy 2 “yeah that’s Mollaí shes cute, yeah?”

by anonymous friend of mollaí April 15, 2020

Molamatics

A branch a of mathematics which revolves around dividing by 0 or other mathematical impossible tasks

That proof contains some pretty nasty molamatics.

by [DATAEXPUNGED] May 21, 2021

gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009