Binge Moping

A classicly hipster activity, which involves a morose and self-loathing attitude in reference to everything.

Moping around as a general way of existing.

Potential causes could be: your favorite band has become mainstream, you had to shave your beard so people stop mistaking you for your father, you got a job, or you are embracing hipsterdom.

What's with Simon?

Oh, his beard is coming in sparse so he's binge moping.

Alternatively:
Hey Bethany, what's your plan tonight?

I'll be busy binge moping.

by Jaclyn Henry October 2, 2011

Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Morping

An undefined but ultimately cool activity experienced at weekends.

"Went morping saturday night"
"OMG, you didn't invite me?"
"Sorry man, no time, when the mood takes you, you gotta morp"
"Whatevs"

by Morp February 26, 2013

mopping

To be high on ecstasy. Originated in the bay area.

Fuck dude... i took those 2 E tablets yesterday and i was mopping all night...

by Yeeeeeeeeee September 13, 2006

mooping

whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.

dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.

by bubbap October 6, 2011

mopping the floor

The act of getting so low on the dance floor with a level of skill, giving the aesthetic illusion that you are shinning the floor with your butt cheeks.

Larry, the rachet girl started mopping the floor when asked to twerk to "Pop That...(Don't Stop)" last week at Soph Hop.

by Jrizzzza January 27, 2014