emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006

medical marijuanazation

The process of implementing a program once a state's medical marijuana laws have been passed.

The Colorado organization is helping Arizona with the medical marijuanazation of their state.

by JDRism January 22, 2011

medical ethicist

A person who derives immense pleasure from murdering other human beings.

I'd steer clear of that philosophy professor. He is, after all, a medical ethicist; he'll murder you for the fun of it.

by Kryon July 27, 2006

Medical Nerd Syndrome

Medical Nerd Syndrome or MNS for short is a disorder in which a person has an interest or an obcession with medical equipment, medical terms, and medications. The study of medical based stuff is kind of what this is all about here. MNS is caused by being around lots of medical stuff for example a person who was raised around lots of monitoring equipment may have an interest in the equipment. MNS has three types. Type I being the most severe. Type III is the least severe in which its just a minor interest, and maybe studying a little bit, because of a minor interest. Type II is when a patient maybe is so interested they own some medical equipment Type I is the MOST SEVERE. Its where the person has a SEVERE SEVERE obcession with machines, and medical based stuff. MNS should be controled because if its not, the patient can get severe, and they can develop a very very very severe OBCESSION in which they actually have psychological issues. MNS is most common around children who have terminal ilnesses and who have to live their life around machines, and all that stuff.

1. The patient with MNS was looking on ebay to try to find some nice pulse oximeters. Medical Nerd Syndrome effected the person who lived life with a father who was a respiratory therapist.

by Ventilator96 October 26, 2009

Medical Apartheid

Medical Apartheid is a form of social discrimination that deems uninoculated people as inferior to those who are inoculated and therefore expendable and not worthy of the same freedoms.

Countries are staring to implement Medical Apartheid by only allowing inoculated people to leave their homes. Ie: Non inoculated people are not allowed to leave or travel freely.

by Facetious is me August 31, 2021

Pre-Medical

An undergraduate student who dedicates substantial time to studying the physical and life sciences, as well as finding the time to give back to the community through volunteer work. Pre-medical students also find clinical experience through research or working part time as an EMT, or another related field. All you envious dodes who bash pre-meds are just fed up with your own pathetic lives and are taking it out on hard-workers who give a damn, people who actually make a difference, a positive difference.

Man, sometimes I wish I wasn't a pre-medical student, but I know it will be worth it in the long run.

by The Dung Beetle May 5, 2009

Medical Lake

A small podunk town in eastern Washington about 30 minutes away from Spokane. Most kids who live in Medical Lake think they live in Spokane. Just go to any of their Myspace pages and it will most likely say "Hi my name is _________, I'm from Spokane WA, and......" There's generally nothing much to do in the town except go to your friend's house, or smoke weed.

Hi my name's _________, and I use to live in Medical Lake.

by I Live In Spokane Fool January 11, 2009