by mathdadddddddddddy February 21, 2018
The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
by mcmonkey222 May 01, 2010
A really highly impractical big ass dildo that can't fit in any normal humans ass or whatever the fuck part you put a dildo in
The moby huge is a 3-foot dildo which is a really highly impractical size no normal human can fit a Moby huge in whatever part that you use a dildo on
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 25, 2018
When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
by goyo May 21, 2016
Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.
by The_Big_Aristotle March 22, 2011
by HuskyBoy May 22, 2004
Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017