Minnesnowta

Proper Noun Of or relating to the state of Minnesota, esp. from the months of November to April. During these months, there is almost always 2 feet of snow on the ground. Also when it's so cold your snot freezes and makes icicles and you can't feel your hands or feet.

Jimmy: "Hey, did you hear it's going to snow tomorrow?"
Bob, Jimmy's sarcastic, wise-cracking friend: "Noooooooooooooooo. Snow in Minnesnowta?! REALLY?! I would've never guessed…"

by FrozYo January 5, 2011

Minnesota

Our governor used to be able to beat up your governor. bitch.

"Im jesse ventura, i kick ass"

by james December 31, 2003

Minnesota Finish

A "Minnesota Finish" may refer to:

1. The re-occurring natural phenomenon in which a Minnesota-based athletic team will either: squander a large lead, miss a key goal/point, have their ownership make franchise/market-crippling decisions (e.g. bad draft picks/deals, relocating a beloved team; see Dallas Stars) or go from being one of the top teams in their league to completely dismal in the span of one season.

or...

2. The apathetic attitudes of Minnesota sports fans towards their teams when said teams have a poor season, see Bandwagon; and/or towards legislation made in regards to these teams.

1. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings became only the third team in NFL history to win 15 games during the regular season and broke many records along the way. However, during the NFC Championship game against the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings Kicker Gary Anderson, 35 for 35 during the regular season, caused a "Minnesota Finish" when he missed a crucial field goal. The Falcons would beat the Vikings 30-27 as a result.

2. Minneapolis/St. Paul was recently named the 10th-Worst Sports City in the United States; largely due to the phenomenon known as the "Minnesota Finish."

by Jacques Lemaire April 20, 2008

lake minnetonka

Where Prince goes to purify himself.

"Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka

by HiltonAC September 25, 2006

Bloomington, Minnesota

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.

I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.

by DerTrommler August 1, 2012

S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 May 1, 2011

minnesota

the land of 3 seasons, winter, summer, and road construction.

"the gophers won against the hawkeyes, so in celebration i teabagged an iowan.

by mlen December 7, 2003