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military factor 

The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.
Person 1: Check that guy out. He's a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He's in my Spanish class. He's in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he's in his dress blues he's a 9, atleast.
military factor by Katie Holmes April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on November 2, 2016

Military swag 

The way in which Service men walk. Great posture, back straight, eyes forward, Face may or may not look angry or emotionless. Always walking expeditiously and with purpose.
The soldier was getting his military swag on at the parade
Military swag by Duckiemarine2012 September 10, 2011

military moped 

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob
The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

military sunrise 

Getting woken up by a lot of loud noise and yelling before the sun is up
You'll be getting a military sunrise every morning at boot camp.

Military Cute 

When you think a girl is cute but realize you only think she is cute because she is the best looking out of all the girls you are stuck with for the time being and your standards have been lowered thanks to the isolation
"Ayye man look at that girl bro she hella cute".....nah man you on something bro she obviously a grenade she just military cute you trippin"
Military Cute by We_are_rul August 31, 2016

Military Police Investigations 

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.
Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”