Mississippi Mangler

When hang your partner from a ceiling fan upside down and as she/he/they are spinning around your dick is slapping them in the face. Bonus: Have one man/woman for each fan blade, or have multiple dicks slapping.

i tied up my midget wife for a good ole mississippi mangler session

by redneck12432 February 18, 2011

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...all her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh July 28, 2008

Manglebombed

The epitome of drunk. To be so drunk that one is incoherent, on the ground, and man down. Originated at LPSS, now becoming used throughout Mississauga and the GTA.

"I can't wait to get manglebombed this weekend at the cottage!"

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

mangled

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.

oh man im propa mangled i cant see

by yo yo yo December 4, 2004

mangle

To perform a search on an online social networking site (like manhunt.net) for a specific type of man for dating or sex.

I mangled for a tall, hairy chested, muscle boy in New York City.

by MansManCT February 25, 2010

Mangle Show

Someone who is distorted from getting fucked up in say a fight. Or someone who really fucking sucks at something (mainly being the sport called hockey)

Buddy your a fucking mangle show. You fucking suck.

by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005