Something so nonbelievable or funny that’s it’s all over the place. Not necessarily a physical object, but more of the persons actions or a statement that’s been given.
Girl 1- “can you believe Tyrone is going with that bitch to prom?!”
Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
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by QuinnJr. January 16, 2011
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Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.
She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.
Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.
She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.
by idhatetobeyou February 3, 2010
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Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?
Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?
by gnostic3 March 15, 2019
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by Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Sa February 16, 2018
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Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.
Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.
by Benny XI July 9, 2020
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MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds?
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!
by realgamergrill February 13, 2021
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