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not to be confused with anal fraud
1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"
eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
by rampage eddie June 3, 2013
Get the anal miscalculation mug.(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.
Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.
-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
by Alex Metcalfe June 11, 2006
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by Just a twist January 17, 2009
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