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Medcalf

That’s a medcalf
by 384738373737828 August 31, 2021
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Mesale

Mesale is annoying
by Hiimynameisbob September 1, 2021
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anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
by rampage eddie June 3, 2013
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gary-metcalfe

Ugh look at that big Gary-Metcalfe
by HshahajnB December 9, 2013
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Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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metcalfe

Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.

Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.

-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
by Alex Metcalfe June 11, 2006
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mesca

It's jake if you wanna share my mesca but if you take it without tellin' me, I'm gonna hafta paste you in the kisser.
by Just a twist January 17, 2009
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