Merp

1. Verb: What hobo's say when they find a freakin' penny in donated money.

2. Verb: What pre-teens say when they have a spazz moment.
1. Oh great I got a freakin' penny!!! MERP!!
2. Oh my god MERP! ma ma ma MERP!
by crazycats May 22, 2011
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Merp

A tackle of love, a very pleasant hug or intercourse
Guy 1: uhh, why is that girl running straight at me?!
Guy 2: She's got her arms open and a big smile on her face... You're about to get merped, bro!

Girl 1: Hey best friend!
Girl 2: Hey!
Girl 1: Merp!
*long hug*

Girl: So I was with my boyfriend, making out and stuff, and one thing led to another and we eventually... you know... merped
by Detchro July 13, 2010
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Merp

a noun, an adjective, a verb and an adverb; a state of mind and a way of life.

Can include day drinking, breaking public property, getting excessively drunk in low key situations, binge drinking for weeks at a time, and living without understanding of what it means to be sober.
Let's merp tonight, merpers.

I'm so merped out from that bottle of vodka I drank alone last night.

"I'm merping" in response to someone asking what you are doing.

That was the most merpy night I've ever had.

You took that bong hit so merpedly, brah!
by flingfling March 18, 2011
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Merp

A word used to break a silence, akward or otherwise, and jump start conversation. Not owned by any one person.
Becca:Hey!

Jeff: Whats up?

Becca: Not much.

Jeff: Cool.

Becca: Yeah.

...

Becca: Merp

Jeff: Hey thats my word!

Becca: NOPE
by Beecca June 29, 2011
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Merp

Hey, I love your merp!
by MerpTheDerp May 11, 2011
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Merping

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death
Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping
by (⊙_⊙) September 13, 2018
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Merp

an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits

you decide how you want to merp it up
Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?

Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?

Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping

Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up
by Merpislife November 7, 2010
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