MERP

Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.

Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.

by dvhendford November 20, 2011

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My Erect Ready Penis. Can be used as a way to seduce the person you want to stick your penis in.

"Hey, MERP is ready for you whenever you want. "

by Crossssss March 11, 2017

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Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)

A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"

by Vorsicon May 09, 2015

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The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018

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Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.

Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."

by Zross June 24, 2014

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