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Mediocre

You wouldn't tell a guy he was mediocre at something like eating pussy. You would tell him look, you suck at this, go on YouTube and watch a video about how to eat a pussy. If you're still no good at it, you never will be, try doing something else.
The mediocre gunman didn't kill all his targets, but did get arrested quickly. His targets were glad he was just mediocre at what he did.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019
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Most overpaid mediocre person on the planet

Not the wrong comedian. The RIGHT comedian if you have a fat cock and want to fuck somebodies hot, rich daughter. But no.
Hym "Mediocrat? Is that what you would call it. The most overpaid mediocre person on the planet."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Wildly mediocre

A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.
Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”

Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
by Hamsterjam October 20, 2019
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Mediocrity

The quality or state of being mediocre
Mediocrity = Dak Prescott
by Mike McCarthy January 16, 2022
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a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is
by Sexydimma June 11, 2014
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Mediocre Negros

Inconsequential, lacking useful expertise, possessing insufficient conviction regarding racial issues, having a world view that is outdated and thus harmful to the progress of one's people
Steve Harvey and Omarosa are mediocre negros.
by Dre Butters January 17, 2017
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mediocre

if something is cool, hip, or rad
ella and eddie’s boners are mediocre.
by dickslayer33333 March 13, 2019
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