Mazda Masturbator

Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogay sports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogay sports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetooth feature! It is in fact their masturbating tool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.

‘Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’

Mazda Masturbator by Pretty in wellies January 28, 2007

Mazda Miata

A plastic vagina on wheels, usually bought by middle aged men experiencing a mid-life crisis. This car is a glorified matchbox car, and anyone seen driving this abomination to manhood should be flipped off with extreme prejudice. Especially if the top is down.

I bought a Mazda Miata because that's all I could afford.

Mazda Miata by xXxXchicken/beefXxXx June 14, 2014

mazda 3 hatchback 

Probably the gayest car you can ever have. 151 hp that can't even take out a older v6 Mustang. Stock it looks stupid and the 4cyl sounds so gay. I'd rather have a prius than it. The only thing that is respectable is the speed 3. The mazda all around looks really lame and can't get you any pussy. If you want to get a real car get some American muscle.

Did you see that mazda 3 hatchback?
Yeah man its gay as hell

mazda 3 hatchback by Mazdakiller May 22, 2018

mazda miata

A girl's car. Majority of the time fags buy this vehicle to make them look pretty, mostly stanced cause they have no power. They fit in the street cred category with Honda civics. A poor man's S2000.

"I drive a Lexus 350 what do you drive?","Drive a roadster.", "nice! What an s2k?!" "No a Mazda miata, mx5." "oh.."

mazda miata by tuchsuya May 15, 2014

Mazda 323 

A piece of crap, once resembling a car, that somehow manages to get you from point A to point B, complaining as it goes.
The car you will undoubtedly receive if your parents are trying to give you a nice graduation present for as little money as possible, not to be confused with a 'lemon'. The damn thing still runs... just not well.

Bob: "Damn look at that Mazda 323 go!"
Billy: "I can't believe its still running after all these years!"
Bob: "I should have gotten a crapper for a car too."

Mazda 323 by Trombone Girl August 19, 2008

Mazda RX-7

n. The Mazda RX-7 is a Japanese-make automobile which is powered by a "Rotary Engine". This Rotary engine was desgined by the Germans. It was originally designed to be a bolt-on supercharger for motorcycle engines. During experimentation, the engineers realized it could used as an engine. It consists of a circular crankcase that holds a crankshaft with a large triangular lobe. After much deliberation, the Germans decided the engine was underpowered and inferior to the standard engine and they sold the desgin to Mazda; the only company dumb enough to power their cars with a rotary engine. In the past many Mazda models have been powered with rotary engines but now only available in the RX series. The rotary engine is unrealiable, wears, and has bad mileage, and the new Mazda RX-8 is the only car I've heard of that produces UNDER the advertsied horsepower! (Not necessarily a good thing when it's the flagship vehicle of your brand...) But what do you expect when you try to power your sports car with a motorcycle supercharger?

Dick: "Wow, did you read the Car and Driver review for the mazda RX-8? They rave about it; but then again, they like any car if it's Japanese..."

Tom: "Yeah I was looking forward to the new RX too, but the Associated Press and Consumer Reports say it's underpowered. 15% weaker than advertised actually... Mazda even realeased a statement saying they will drop the price about $1000 to make up for the lack of performance."

Dick: "Wow. All that hype... only to crash and burn... and that was real big of them to drop teh price a WHOPPING $1000..."

Tom: "Yeah. Mazda is a bunch of dicks"

Mazda RX-7 by I know my car shit! January 19, 2005

Mazda Miata

Many young car enthusiast's first car. It's a cheap sportscar from the 80s. Most buy the NA (1989-1997) only because it has pop-up headlights. The car has a weak af 1.6 Liter engine that makes not enough horsepower. It only has two seats and a trunk the size of a shot glass. Because it's so small, boomers automatically think that it's a death trap on wheels. In reality, the Mazda Miata is decently safe in all crash tests except for rollovers because it's a roadster.

"Is that a Lotus Elan?"
-"No, it's a Mazda Miata."
"Oh, so you're poor then?"

Mazda Miata by bellcc April 13, 2020