Here's more: Again, to
grease the rod, to squash the
bug, to shake hands with your penis, to squeeze the eclair, to fuck oneself, to awaken the slumbering giant, to flick the dick, to practice ju-dick-su, to train oneself in kung-penis, to play one'
s oboe, to rob the sperm bank, as well as take out a loan from one's sperm bank, to make your elephant laugh so
hard that he squirts milk through his trunk, to shoot the shit, to cockadoodledoo, to make your
worm sneeze, to visit the fountain of youth, to take a trip to Mexico with only one pair of underwear, to spray the
butter, to spray the Cool-Whip, to get your "smack" on, to pump the hydrant, to evacuate one's testicles, to question the Mauve Avenger, to do the
math, to calculate pi, to pleasure oneself manually, to practice stick-shift, to open the stairway to heaven, to save the whale, to squirt the mayonnaise, to attempt to reach
orgasm in solitude (although not always), to climb/hike up pleasure mountain,to slap the Puerto Rican, to pour the salad dressing, to give an angel its wing, to
kill a mockingbird. And there are still more to come (pun intended)!