sculpting a masterpiece

When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger

Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now

by Most gerald man May 1, 2020

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✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨

A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage

1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 3, 2022

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Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

by Sushiware April 25, 2025

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