masterbationsensation

the feeling you get when masterbating

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011

Masterhate

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013

Masturbating Sally

Sexual gratification derived from watching a female masturbate with a lisp.

"Do you like it when I touch my puthy?"
"You're such a Masturbating Sally"

by Ron Raper January 30, 2017

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017

Masterwaiting

The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.

I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.

by Markie Markie July 11, 2017

fat masturbating cow

a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like

omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.

by Matilda111 December 1, 2010