Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))

I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))

by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020

verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003

Masterbaiting

A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.

1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.

by DEFT7S July 1, 2011

masterbanker

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.

Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.

by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008

Masterprank

To prank ones self in order to look like a victim. Often used to convince others you are not the one behind a series of pranks.

You think I would prank myself? I would never Masterprank.

by MotoMan_YZ400 February 4, 2010

masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure

I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!

by Genius February 27, 2004

masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014