size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.

Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.

by RGI October 13, 2007

Master Class Totem Pole

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

by Bozilas March 21, 2003

Doesn’t matter

Holds 0 significance to the world in any way shape or form.

You Know Jasmine yeah her nasty ass doesn’t matter.

by Cle Q June 25, 2020

size doesn't matter

what guys with small dicks say.

jeff: size doesn't matter

liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.

by your mother's mother October 29, 2014

dip master of the universe

also known as a dmotu, a dip master of the universe is a person who loves dip, and spends most their time talking about dip, or making dip jokes.

"Hey wanna come over and throw in a lip while we work on that Emily Dickinson essay?"

"More like Emily Dip-inson"

"Damn dude you're a real dip master of the universe aren't you."

"fuck ya"

or

"Dude I totally through in a lip during class today"

"Shit man you really are a dmotu"

by Dip Lover 420 December 6, 2009

doesn't matter

Girl's definition: something that really does matter to them but they don't want to bother you with the issue.

James: How are you today
Cheyenne: It doesn't matter *sighs*
James: come on, yes it does
Cheyenne: no it doesn't... *looks down sad*
James: It's important, come on tell me
Cheyenne: Depressed

James: How are you today
Cheyenne: It doesn't matter *sighs*
James: come on, yes it does
Cheyenne: no it doesn't... *looks down sad*
James: It's important, come on tell me
Cheyenne: Depressed

by <3boo<3 November 29, 2014