mapsturbation

The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.

Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.

by Jackamazoo March 16, 2009

MapSo

The area encompassing the towns of Maplewood/South Orange in New Jersey. An area notorious for its drunken debauchery.

Did you hear a bunch of Millburn kids got beat down? Yup, that's what they get for effin with the MapSo.

by Pootang tang April 14, 2005

Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile

A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo

by jruam2 January 6, 2022

Mapsexual

1: A pedo
2: A pedophile
3: Will never be accepted into LGBTQ+ EVER

1: What is mapsexual?
2: Oh it means a pedo
1: ewww!

by ObviouslyScorpio January 17, 2022

Mapsexual

The sexuality used for sexual attraction of minors. This is often referred to as Pedophilia and is NOT valid or.. legal

Minor: I love life!
Person: let me touch you
Minor: dear god its a mapsexual

by AidenAnimates June 1, 2022

mapsturbating

1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.

2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.

Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.

by Tigermonkey78 October 30, 2020

mapster

Someone who goes to MAPS

Look at Mathew, he is a real mapster

by MAPSter101 March 6, 2017