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minizzle

what stupid little suburban wanna-be-black white boys say along with hizzie and all the other nonsense in a desperate attempt to look cool.

who are these white boys, you ask? they are the sons of fathers who wore white angel flight suits trying to be italian in the late 70's. we all know how well all that turned out...
wb: yo, check it, i'll be at me hizzie in a minizzle

mom: i told you to quit talking like that.

wb: sorry mom. i mean i'll have your SUV back home in a minute.

mom: i feel you
by minizzleman December 21, 2003
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mandingle party

A sexy party filled with albinos such as Matthews
I'm going for a mandingle party tonight
by joggnyboomey April 11, 2014
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mcdizzle

by japangster September 2, 2003
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mandingle

a very large and girthy penis
wow, that guy just whapped his mandingle out!it was rather large!
by Jarod Shuttleworth March 29, 2009
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landizzle

A street term for a land rover with of road drive by capability.
see blad is me landizzle da shizzle
by roop dogg November 26, 2003
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Mandazzled

Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.

-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’

Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.

‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021
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TJ McNizzle

Director of "The Gunfight," a short film found in The All-American Rejects' self-titled debut ECD. Also the alias of the band's lead singer and bassist, Tyson Ritter.
TJ McNizzle is soo goddamn fine that I think I'm gonna piss myself
by kat November 17, 2003
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