manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014

masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008

mandated

A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered

"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

Mandicles

pronounced "Man-dick-lees"- the foremost masculine figure in lesser-known Greek Mythology. He was the god of mascu-wine. Like ambrosia, this substance was a nectar of life to the manly dieties and a juice of ecstasy to those of a more effeminate inclination. Used most often as an allusion.

Wow George, you shouldn't fall back on your Mandicles to get that internship; not all executive officers have female secretaries.

by Chap November 14, 2006

maditate

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004

mandate

A social party with men and/or male-related activities. Although some people propose that it be only an all-male gathering, some ManDates do include women, and the ManDate just signifies the partaking of male-oriented activites.

"Hey, let's go play some football with the dudes."
"All right, it's a ManDate!"

"Can we come?"
"No girls allowed, it's a ManDate."

"Hey, bring your girlfriend for the Superbowl party next weekend."
"Is there beer?"
"Yup, it's a ManDate, dude!"

by thericwu January 30, 2008