Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.

Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.

by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008

mancandy

A fantastically good-looking, fit male.

Some might call Brad Pitt mancandy.

by Torli August 30, 2008

mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"

"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"

by Natasha Soares & Denise Tokeshi July 18, 2005

Mancancer

A serious disease, held by any citizen of the city of Manchester in jolly old England, which causes the pronunciation of words from the English language to be terribly butchered in pronunciation. The resulting speech is almost unbearable to the ears on non-mancurians

Todd: Nicola and Kate have Mancancer

Darwyn: What type of cancer is that?

Todd: The type that you are born with if you live in Manchester. It hurts my ears.

by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009

Manan

An Indian sweat that spends 28 hours a day studying and can't handle spice.

That guy has Nando's plainish? He must be a manan!

by Manakiller1201 April 30, 2021

Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011

mandalin

strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, But your personal growth is vital, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.

Mandalin, She likes her meat!

by Tourmaline goddess December 18, 2016