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malocchio

Italian slang for 'the evil eye.' Basically it has similar meaning to the stink eye, but is scarier because it is given by evil little Italian women who then damn you for eternity for doing them harm, doing their family harm, or going against their will.
"Yeah, but you can't say that to Nonna, or she'll put the malocchio on you."
by oboemastah August 6, 2008
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What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.
Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014
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Malfucktion

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.
Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.
by B*duB July 6, 2008
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malogent

In common usage in rural Ireland, it is used to describe someone that is heavily intoxicated.
Jesus, Tom was malogent last night.
by Bavis M February 20, 2008
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Maloinator

1) A teacher who beleives they are still a student
2) A person who does not understand the boundaries between being a teacher, and being a student.
The Maloinator crashed prom after party
by Wizard123 May 12, 2009
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mabouba

A derogatory term for a poor senagalese boy who is dying of starvation and wants a bucket of chicken
Holy shit ! loo at that mabouba bringing his family a bucket of water
by chickenwing6999 May 16, 2018
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