All your ancestors child molestors

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018

McChild Molestor

This is a big mac sandwich from Mcdonalds but instead of those wimpy meat patties, they throw on the meat patties from a quarter pounder

"Dude the meat patties on this McChild Molestor are so much bigger than the ones on a regular big mac. Badass!"

by S.O.L.O. October 27, 2009

Maplestory

The story of the symbol that appears on the Canadian flag, the maple leaf.

It's not about the boring overanimed MMORPC (Massively Multiplayer Online Rigged Piece of Crap) that some Koreans stole the name from because they don't know about copyrights.

Jealous bastards.

Canada fight back!

Person 1 - "Do you play Maplestory, all the cool Asians are playing it!"

Person 2 - "I don't want to play a game about the history of the maple leaf of Canada."

P1 - "But it's not! It's this anime ba..."

P2 - "Oh crap that's worse! Most good Anime died before the 2000s."

P1 - "But Bleach..."

P2 - "...Is an overlonged piece of crap just like Maplestory."

by The Phantomnaut May 26, 2009

Cereal Molestor

A person who has a ting' for cereal and molests cereal of all kinds.

"Hey joo, get your dick out of the Rice Crispie bowl, you cereal molestor! It might go snap, crackle or BLAP!"

by Blap is coming November 30, 2003

child molestor

One who engages in child molestation, often used synonamously with pedophile while actually being quite different. Most child molestors will be pedophiles, yes, but you don't need to be attracted to someone to have sex with them, as many young women will tell you of old rich men. It can be done to fulfill a need to inflict violence against children or those unable to defend themselves, to get a thrill out of being bad and breaking the law, to 'try it out', to make money off distributing an illegal video, to get back at someone, to scar the kid and possibly make him a psychological dependant, or to hurt the parent of the child.

A child molestor is a person who has sexual intercourse with an invidual under the local law's age of sexual consent. Usually refers to a legal adult, though a much older child can also be guilty of it.

The laws are in places as societies deem children to be mentally and emotionally too immature for sexual intercourse, leading them to be manipulated and unable to protect themselves from being hurt and scarred by the experience.

One wonders why similar restrictions are not applied as adamently to the mentally handicapped, the emotionally insecure, the easily influenced mentally immature sheep, and the stupid.

Frank is a pedophile, but has not acted on his secret desires, so he has not yet become a child molestor.

Joey was desperately horny and could not control himself. No woman would have him, so despite wanting big tits and a shapely mature body, he settled for raping a kid and threatening her to keep it a secret. He is a child molestor and he will be arrested and convicted if justice prevails.

All my sympathy for the plight of pedophiles dissolves the second they cross the line of the law and touch a child. They cease to be tragic heroes and become child molestors, bastards with no self control or respect for the democratic political system for which we set forth the freedoms available to us for mutual benefit.

by Jordan Hill September 29, 2005

Molestorate

The combonation of the words molest and violate. often used in a comidical fashion.

Steve molestorated his girlfriend.

by justin weigle December 12, 2005

Buffet Molestor

One who consistantly makes a habit of (and loves) depleting all available food supplies; see deffinitions for rashaud

The cookie monster was the buffet molestor of the cookie jar.

by Flipz and Sparrow April 23, 2005