Covering your penis with maple syrup, and then smacking your partner in the face with it while groaning like a moose and making moose antlers with your hands over your head.
I just gave that Mexican chick a kick-ass maple leaf!
by movie producer robert evans November 1, 2009
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Toronto-based professional hockey team that has not won the Stanley Cup since 1967, sometimes abbreviated as Leafs." Also, a profound grammatical error.
1. "Maple Leafs denied Stanley Cup because of bad luck, lack of skill."

2. "You mean Leaves, right?" "Hell, no."
by John Reid April 8, 2005
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1. Godly NHL team. Hated by others because of their godlyness.

2. Killer of the Ottawa Senators during the playoffs

3. Go Leafs Go!
1. Aren't the Maple Leafs godly?

2. Sens suck

3. Go Leafs Go!
by MetalMoe April 14, 2004
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The Toronto Maple Leafs - A team only liked by loud mouth jabbers who know nothing about hockey. Saying 'Go Leafs Go' is easier then following hockey.

Hated by all fans everywhere, not neccesarily because of the team, but by the moronic fans that follow.
Person 1: Did you hear the leafs lost to buffalo again?
Person 2: Ya, what else is new
Person 1: Did you see all the douchebag leafs fans in bufflo thinking that the leafs had a chance when buffalo owns them every time?
Person 2: Ya, Leafs fans are douchbags
Hobo: Maple Leafs suck
by JSchroe March 26, 2006
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Toronto ON's very own NHL franchise. Often hated by other NHL team fans.
MY Canucks can kick the Maple Leafs ass in the playoffs anytime like we did in '94!!!!
by mrconfusion87 December 31, 2004
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The most loved and most hated team in the NHL. Second all time in Stanley Cups.
Maple Leafs kick ass
by Greg Hastings June 21, 2007
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what can i say besides they're the BEST team in the nhl?
Maple Leafs kick some serious ass
by lil cujo May 24, 2003
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