No maidens

A severe lack of female companions

No maidens???

by lambyboi May 9, 2022

Magenta Walrus

The bestest animal in the world? It likes to juggle and drink Orange juice. It has small tusks cause they are different than normal walruses.

Jerica: "Hey Priya are you drunk?"

Priya: "nope" *trips on flat surface*

Jerica: "your such a magenta walrus!!" LMAO

by ImmaMagentaWalrus August 19, 2010

Maizendentiphobia

Fear of corn getting stuck in your teeth.

Arthur loved the taste of corn on the cob, but his maizendentiphobia made it impossible to eat.

by GJC&GBH October 7, 2018

Maiven

Maiven is the name of a beautiful girl who will go out of her way to make sure all of her friends are happy and feeling good about themselves, regardless of what’s happening in her own life and how hurt she may be. You will be blessed to have a Maiven in your life because she is so loyal, kind, caring and STUNNING. But beware, Maivens are a once in a lifetime. Screw up, and you’ve lost the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

“Is that Maiven?”
“Yeah, I’m so glad I have her in my life.”

by Bunnilla21:) September 5, 2021

iron maiden

1. A supposed medieval torture device consisting of a hollow iron statue or coffin in the shape of a woman that is lined with spikes which impale the enclosed victim.
2. One of the greatest band ever in the history of thy world
3. A spell from Diablo 2 which causes meele enemies
to get damage.

1. I dont want to go in the IronMaiden
2. Iron Maiden pwns other bands
3. Stupid oblivion knights! With thier Iron maiden!

by Masterhand666 April 19, 2006

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

Iron maiden

One of the greatest metal bands of all time, and definately the greatest that came out of England. Only drunks, druggies and lesser morons disagree with the scientific fact that Maiden rock with the soul of the 80's.

Moron: iRoN mAiDeN sUcK.
Genius: *fires gun with perfect aim, then goes and plays the starting riff from the trooper*

by Skellyscribbles September 19, 2006