Pass Maryland

A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.

Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."

by Keef_the_Dutchman October 29, 2010

University of Maryland basketball

the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.

University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.

by DudeWheresMyCar March 21, 2004

Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.

After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt

by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018

Maryland

I'm from Maryland. We are from the South even though some won’t admit it. We are part of the original Southern Colonies and also part of the Southern United States as defined by the Census Bureau. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's the beach not the shore and we drink "Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in short of "where are you going?" It's pizza not pie. It's DC not Washington. We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a roundabout, and how to pump our
own gas. We know what and where the Naval Academy is. It's not unusual to eat at a restaurant with no shirts, no shoes, and your boat parked out front. We love crabs, corn, and beer. There is no place like it.

“Hey, what state are you from?”

“I’m from Maryland.”

by Nick162534 June 4, 2022

Garrett county Maryland

A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.

Garrett county Maryland

by lolihate you August 7, 2018

maryland

The greatest state in the world, containing the greatest city, Baltimore. Maryland contains everything possible except for deserts, and has snow and heat.

Girl: You live in Maryland? Have sex with me!

by marylander October 4, 2005

University of Maryland's Motto

"Thank you for your payment."

When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."

by Byron November 18, 2003