Machete Wound

GASH!

"Get ya machete wound out"

by jannah8993 August 21, 2011

machele

machele is the most hottest girl ever, attracts all the boys and even some girls!😏 they all wish to be her. machele is a bold lady and if your toxic, bye bye bish machele will say

“Hey look it’s machele shh!! Don’t make her mad”

by machele November 1, 2020

machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

by fat cobra December 26, 2008

MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.

"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006

Luv Macheeen

"Victor", person who exudes

I'm just a Luv Macheen!!

by Ajabeet April 23, 2003

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020