Jason: "Just got me an awesome deal for my mac at the apple store, can't wait to start using the features it has!"
Sanjay: "Bro, didn't you know that people with macs get castrated... you're such a mac luser"...
Sanjay: "Bro, didn't you know that people with macs get castrated... you're such a mac luser"...
by swiftdeck August 9, 2009
Get the mac luser mug.The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
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When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way.
There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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I got some lulers banned from hyphin's chat, and hyphin unbanned them! My rage can not be contained!
by jjjhhhlglgl November 8, 2020
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man 1: hey man did u see the new fp?
man 2: for what?
man 1: The losers club!
man 2: the heck is the Losers club?
man 1: the.losers.club.fan she post a bunch of cool thing like actors and that!
man 2: I’ll follow her!!
man 2: for what?
man 1: The losers club!
man 2: the heck is the Losers club?
man 1: the.losers.club.fan she post a bunch of cool thing like actors and that!
man 2: I’ll follow her!!
by kay.ishot November 25, 2021
Get the the.losers.club.fan mug.Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.
Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'
Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?
Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !
Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...
Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?
Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !
Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...
by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017
Get the top notch for losers mug."She dips beneath lasers" is an expression meaning a woman has entranced you with her sultry beauty.
"She Dips Beneath Lasers" is the eerily haunting tune sung by Adam in the first season episode, "Office Campout" in the television series Workaholics. The song refers to the virtuous acting in "...Entrapment, the Catherine Zeta Jones movie. It's a classic." The end of the episode shows Adam, along with Blake, Anders, and the two techies (whom the guys had thought were robbers) using psychotropic mushrooms, and singing the song in the dark office with hundreds of glow stars attached to the ceiling, with rather warm harmony.
by chubbypickle311 April 19, 2022
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