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Texas Lovetap

A mixed drink consisting of a glass of lingonberry juice and lime Flieschmanns
Bro, I just had two Texas Lovetaps and I need to take a monster piss.
by WinampLlama August 12, 2009
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r/lolitary

A sub Reddit filled with idiotic neckbeards that believe liking drawing of small chested anime girl makes you a pedophile whilst also secretly masturbating to it themselves and whenever someone tries to refute their point and give valid criticism they ignore it and yell pedophile not thinking about anything else
Person 1: look people who likes anime girls they are a pedo let’s brigade them
Person 2: I don’t like children can you leave us alone

Person 3: ye can you
Person 1: REEEEEEEEE
Person 2: oh god there a member of r/lolitary
by ShiroDawn April 12, 2022
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r/lolitary

r/Lolitary is a subreddit full of teenagers who think that defending fictional drawings will help real children, not only that they also put CSAM survivors at the same table as lolis by calling lolicons pedophiles.

Their arguments does not hold any credible evidence done by psychologists, scientists or any professionals that states that fictional drawings can help someone transition from fictional drawings to REAL children.

r/lolitary bans anyone that provides concrete evidence that proves or counters some nonsense they spout.

r/lolitary normally brigades, raids and harasses users on the platform "reddit" that contains lewds of SHORT women and lolis which is understandable but sometimes they would flood subs with gore and horrendous shit they got from the dark web.

Their raids or brigades normally contains prison or fbi memes but they sometimes contains something graphic like gore or REAL CP/child porn but they rarely happen

Surprisingly r/lolitary is not yet banned even though they broke reddits Tos multiple times which are: brigading, harassment, threatening other users

"kys, kill yourself, jump of a bridge",
Raiding, encouraging suicide

"kill yourself followed by you should do it you faggot" and racial slurs

One of the moderators from r/lolitary switched sides to r/antilolitary.
Ever wonder why he/she/they did that?
Guy: I wonder why r/lolitary would spend most of their time gathering evidence of a minority on r/antilolitary, even though it doesn't help real children in any way.

Dude: probably because they can't differentiate fiction from reality.

Bro: seems like they are most likely neckbeards or teenagers that think they're heroes for brigading, harassing and threatening users and subreddits for liking fictional children or short women.
by YourAverageSmartAss April 12, 2022
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loltamir

An abbreviation for "laugh out loud throw a midget in a river." Often used when rofl and lmao and lol get old. Also commonly used as antihumour, to make the reader seem like a complete noob.
-Did you see that video of a walrus doing sit ups?
-Yeah, loltamir.

-Loltamir
-What does that mean?
-Haha, noob.
by Rodrigo M. February 17, 2008
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Lolita

While most people associate Lolita with the novel written in 1955 by Vladimir Nabokov, it is also a Japanese street fashion that is inspired by the Victorian era and rococo style.
I am going to put together a new Lolita coordinate.
by KawaiiBlueSnowflake July 7, 2015
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lolita

n.
a young girl that gets innapropriate sexual attention from an older man or men After Lolita, the heroine of Lolita, a novel by Vladimir Nabokov.

adj.
a type of pornography depicting underage girls, or woman made to appear as underage girls
n.
His friend's sister thought it was fun being the neighborhood lolita, but then she got knocked up, had to drop out of school, all the while her baby' daddy is doing time for statutory rape.

adj.
The well respected teacher got twenty years to life in the federal pen for making lolita videos and selling them on the internet, now he's been reduced to a crybaby punk.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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Auntie Lolet

A song by D3 in which you take a piece of clothing, hold it up in front of you, and jump up and down singing "I'M AUNTIE LOLET-OLET~!!!!" (She has SBL)
"I hab to brabe de estorm." ~ Auntie Lolet last night.
by BoyBee April 15, 2004
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