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John Legere

John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.
"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.

“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.

"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"

"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."

"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event
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lager bomb

Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period.
"Dude you may want to leave my office, i got hammered last night and i am dropping some serious lager bombs in here"
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lodger

a kick-ass band from finland (yes finland) whose first two singles have been made into flash music videos and can be seen at lodger.tv. as of now, july 14 2004, their album, hi-fi high lights down low, is not in america yet
have you heard lodger's new song?
who's lodger?
oh, right
by dusty July 14, 2004
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Logurt

a poisonous combination of duck butter, sweat, and feces that progressively thickens to hot temperatures. lots of Arabian princes use this to execute high criminals. can also stand for a fat guy thats name is logan
that dude is such a Logurt bro
by deeper father March 19, 2019
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Loker

Slang for a local person from Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada. Born and raised.

Sometimes used as a term of recognition and endearment among Cape Bretoners.
The lokers know where the best beaches are.

“Hey Loker, how’s she goin’?”
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lucky lager

The best cheap beer you can get. Its basically amazing. About 15 bucks for a flat. Great for getting drunk off because it is so cheap. Its the best beer you can get for the price.
Hey brah, lets get some lucky lager tonight and get loaded. I'll even pay because its so cheap and tasty.
by letsgetloaded May 26, 2007
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liger

A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It has stripes and spots. The spots are inherited from the lion parent even though adult lions do not appear to be spotted. The liger is a hybrid cat that inherits most of the strengths of both parent species and is larger than either, weighing between 800-1200 pounds.

Most ligers seem to be born sterile (this is not unusual for hybrids) - there are recorded instances of ligers breeding, though few and far between.

Ligers, and their cousins Tigons (sometimes also referred to as "Tions" or "Tiglons") do not currently have a scientific name, but might be called "Panthera leo/tigris", or something similar.
You should go see the liger that's on display at the zoo - it's huge!
by Dr. Jones June 7, 2005
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