Loched

(Verb)
1. To be slow.

2. When one is zoned out or lost.

Dude 1: Dude, you look loched, what happened?
Dude 2: Nothing, I just didn't get much sleep last night.

by Bobby Billy BoB December 10, 2016

lochte

to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.

Fucking Matt! He said he would be here but I bet he totally pulls a lochte.

by slickrickdaruler August 18, 2016

Pulling a Lochte

Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.

Other forms can also be:

*Pull a Lochte

*Pulled a Lochte

Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!

Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.

Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.

Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!

by AUMagic August 12, 2012

Lochoe

Lochoe is an amazing nick name that people call you when they think you are amazingly awesome.

"Hey, Lochoe, you're so awesome"

by FatPurry November 13, 2011

lochhead

one sexy mother fuckin family.

cort lochhead is a babe

by long dick luke June 20, 2017

Lachie

Lachie is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't ever let go of him - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I know). He is the kindest, sweetest, most helpful person on planet earth. LOVE HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another girl does. He is a girl magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 6 years before we started dating, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. We were friends an now we're in love

Girl: Hey Lachie
Lachie: Hey
Girl: :)
Lachie: Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Sure
Lachie: :)
Other girls: *crying*

by cheesypelican November 6, 2019

lochnezzy

Group full of boys who rap and became famous in the Elmhurst area. They made the group by going to the lochness area. They also attend catholic school which they are very known in there.

Lochnezzy the gang mc where we hang!!
Check out raffy on SoundCloud.

by Iamdayroom February 24, 2020