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lolington

used just like "lol" but sounds better
"Marksy is a ginger bastard".

"lolington".
by Detective Carter August 21, 2007
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loinworm

Superior internet cool guy from the somethingawful.com forums who flirts with late night drunks and meth addicts, moderators, and other sluts and dudes because they represent the internet elite, at least to themselves. Makes a point of starting gossip about others, circle-jerking, and trolling. His real hangup is that he dated some fat chick once, and he can't forget how badly she e-dumped him. This burn, which happened at least two years ago, prompts his constant anger toward others who like her or knew her. He still degrades her old friends, husband, etc. He thinks that he is outstandingly funny but in short is just another internet nerd who has nothing better to do in in his life but post on some internet forums and pretend he's better than all the rest.
Hi, I am loinworm? I am the best thing that ever happened to the internet. If you don't agree, I'll hate you too!
by Mark Fpster February 20, 2005
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loinky

Describes a man with a long, lean, sexy body. Similar to lanky.
That tall blond cowboy leaning against the truck sure is loinky.

That Heath Ledger is one loinky dude.
by kmich December 12, 2008
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LOLBin

An information security construct whereas compiled code (often times signed) executes compiled code (often times malicious) in a manner that is not intended by the original programmers but yet is not a real security vulnerability. LOLBins typically have no material value outside of infosec twitter, you can't sell them, you can't feed your family, nor can you own a network with them outright. Sometimes LOLBins bypass lame-ass whitelisting and AV solutions - but you have code execution already so it's a chicken and egg problem. Scratch that, more like a why the fuck-am-i-doing-this-if-I'm-already-in-memory problem amirite?
1. Dude I found a LOLbin!
2. So? That and 5 bucks and you can buy bread.
by securityperson June 8, 2018
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burning loins

A nasty itch only solved by fucking someone silly.
....example is example, but in Holy Mother Russia, an example examples.... Oh...

"I'VE GOT BURNING LOINS AND THEY MUST BE CURED!"
by 5dots September 23, 2013
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loin-purse

scrotum, or the scrotum and its contents
I felt those silver dollops storing up in my loin-purse.
by boognish818 August 5, 2008
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Loinade

(1) A pitcher of sugarfree lemonade that goes down so well it feels good on the loins.

(2) Loin-loving-goodness.
Hey man, I've had a long day, is there any Loinade in the fridge?
by kmeezy420fosheezy November 4, 2009
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