Lincoln Continental

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.

1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 30, 2005

Port Lincoln

If you can past the shit weather and the fishy smell you get rewarded by being able to buy weed on any corner

Person 1: Bro i just found some weed on the ground
Person 2: well we are from port lincoln

by Mate01 July 24, 2018

Lincoln

A Lincoln is an amazing guy. He is a very sweet and handsome person. On the outside he may sound or act goofy but on the inside, he’s really smart and kind. He makes your world better with funny references and he’ll listen to you if you just want to rant about something. If any lady can find themselves a Lincoln, they’re gonna be the luckiest lady alive

Girl #1: did you hear about that new kid Lincoln?
Girl #2: yeah! I heard he’s really sweet

by Trashbin Bois October 16, 2019

Baberaham Lincoln

What a hot woman's name would be if she were a president.

If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln!

by Phillip F. May 30, 2007

Lincoln Catapult

pulling an erect penis down towards the feet, placing a penny on the head of the penis and quickly releasing the penis to have it spring forward, like a catapult, launching the penny.

we were bored playing quarters and beer pong so we warmed the boys up and shot lincoln catapults across the room.

by iamthefacepuncher July 27, 2009

Lincoln Northeast High School

This is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where every hoe stands in the middle of the hallway and block everyone going to class which leads to lunch detention

Ex: Lincoln Northeast High School is home to many annoying students

by Ahmad ALJaberi April 5, 2019

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020