Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?

"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."

by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017

at the speed of lies

This is a mocking reference to dealing with someone who lies constantly.

The political hack was sending his spin to the media at the speed of lies!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2017

Empire of Lies

The four year term of the 45th President of the United States.

The lies started immediately during the 2015 primaries and multiplied profusely after his 2016 victory until by the end of 2020 he had an "Empire of Lies". One like you wouldn't believe. One like you've never seen before. One of many, many lies. A LOT!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2021

truth begins in lies

First quoted by Dr.House. Meaning that only by looking through people's lies can you discover the truth.

Friend 1: "She lied to me dude."

Friend 2: "Well look at it this way, truth begins in lies. Think about it."

by username117 September 13, 2013

Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice

"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"

by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

Mcsh!t with Lies

When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.

Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005