josiane lessard

JosianeLessard Production Ⓒ

Activist #MeToo
“I would only want fame because: the more famous you are, the more you have the ability to change someone’s life. I like to make people happy and help them.”

Josiane Lessard also gets her name mispronounced.

by CapitolRecords January 10, 2020

Mr. T Lesson

When someone uses excessive force and extreme seriousness in teaching you a lesson.

"Damn! He taught you a Mr. T Lesson!"
"I know this you undernourished penis monger! He threw me out a window for touching his beard!"

by Frank Berg February 21, 2009

LeSportsac

An incredible line of handbags that come in many versatile shapes and sizes. Made out of Ripstop nylon, LeSportsac bags are incredibly durable and have been known to last up to twenty years. LeSportsac bags come in a bundle of solid colours and pretty patterns. LeSportsac was also teamed up with Gwen Stefani to create a line of trendy and fashionable bags for her high profile L.A.M.B. clothing line. These bags can be found on ebay for those who weren't quick enough to jump on the bandwagon.

1. Rebecca(Customer): "I need a gift for my mother in law. It's her birthday on Sunday."
Maureen(shopkeeper): "Well, we just got in a huge shipment of LeSportsac. Can I show you?"
Rebecca: "For sure!"
Maureen: "This print is very cute."
Rebecca: "It is too young for her. I'll get her that plain black one and keep that adorable bag for myself."

2. Christine: "Hey guys! Check out my brand new Over the Shoulder, Lamby Cami from the newest LeSportsac L.A.M.B. collection!"
(All of Christine's friends try not to drool on the fantabulous bag.)

by Amoona B. Squimbley October 16, 2005

lessons

Something you can learn when you are very young or very old or even in between.

You shouldn't be his chloscar otherwise Grahl's parents will kill you.

by your werst nightmare January 20, 2003

lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

by ASPG February 28, 2009

lesser dog

A dog from undertale you fight in snowdin,keep petting him will make his neck will go further into the sky!And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..!Then it will go lower and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..Lesser dog.

Frisk:STOP PETTING LESSER DOG!
Toriel:HE BEARS FOR AFFECTION AND I HAVE SO MUCH!
Lesser dog:Yes more please!

by ARandomGamerThatHasNoSocnGames May 13, 2017

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006