speed leech

A speed leech is a person who leeches speed off another driver when they pass. For example, one car is going a steady 50 mph and you pass him going 70 mph (because they are going too slow),..............and then "magically" they suddenly speed up to match your speed of 70 mph and keep up with you now , effectively leeching off your speed. This is done presumably because the speed leech figures if a police car is up ahead, the person in front will get the ticket. These people are cowardly people who are too wimpy to speed on their own and need to leech off another drivers speed

I am gonna lose this speed leech by going 100 mph, and see if they can keep up

by Picaboshouse August 2, 2016

like a leech

Comical phrase used to emphasize suckiness of person, event, location, object, or idea.

Used because leeches, by definition (and life function) suck.

See also: like a vacuum, does what a Hoover does

This game sucks like a box full of leeches.

by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

Leeches

A person who sucks and sucks.. they use you and then they move on when IT doesnt need you anymore or when IT doesnt see you on its radar....

you normally give them a kind helping hand out of pity because they are lonely and they seem harmless, but they will take advantage of you and in the end you dont even get a ....Thanks for all your help!

This is how they appear....

I dont have anybody here....i need help... without you i would be lost, i was supposed to meet a friend here but he stood me up so many times...
(Ohh dont worry Amanda, <<even though i dont even know who you are and i feel sorry for you...>> i'll help you find a place to stay, introduce you to people and i will be around if you need me, i know you are new in town and i will show you my hospitality )
Reeeeeally? ok then...I need thisss.... can i borrow that.... can i stay in your place for a while like.... every single day, can you come with me to do this, im sick do you have something, i ran out of sugar can i....
YES, ofcourse, anytime <<i would say>> until you finally realise, WTF you life sucking bitch!!

LEECH ALERT<<when you realise you are being invaded by leeches....keep them as far away from you as you can, when they come over, dont answer the door, when they ask you out, make up something like your toenail hurts and you cant go out, remember out of their sight and out of their minds, so stay off the places they normally visit, and they wont disturb you anymore, hopefully they will get the message and will probably find another naive person to suck on>>

Learn your lesson, and dont let it happen again!
Remember Karma will get their fucking sorry asses!!

by Karma is here! September 12, 2009

Coral Leech

A mythical beast of Swedish origins. She gives birth to large headed replicas of herself sometimes wih moles on the backs of their heads.
A typical characteristic of Coral Leech is her inability to use her slightly smaller right arm. Also known as the 'Gimpy Arm'.

"Coral, Coral, Coral Leech"
"You are such a Coral Leech"

by Lee Harmann December 17, 2004

Leechfuck

Note: this is a spelling correction for the submission of "leachfuck".

1. To accept unearned handouts from government agencies.

2. To grow so large and completely foul up your business to the extent that your bankruptcy will cause systemic risk and require a federal bailout.

1. La Fawnduh hates to work so she had 6 kids and lives off welfare, unemployment and medicaid. She's a leechfuck.

2. BSC, AIG, BAC, Citibank are leechfucks.

leachfuck

Note: this is a spelling correction for the submission of "leachfuck".

by Coondog42 March 21, 2009

leecher

A leecher is a person on some type of internet community (torrent, forums, ect.) who downloads as they please and never contributes back to that community. Often characterized by low post counts or having nothing in their shared folder. Leechers steal a network's bandwidth with downloads and potentially can cause it to lag. Derived (obviously) from the parasite with many similarities to a Leecher.

{18:43} <&Shade> Aero, click the members link in the forums!
{18:44} <&Aeroadm> Why?
{18:44} <&Shade> I did the math, only 3% of the members have posted more than 10 times!
{18:44} <&Aeroadm> leechers....
{18:44} <&Shade> Yea, yo DL! Delete those SOB leechers!
{18:45} <~Dark_Llama>Wha? Nah man, They boost the member counts :P
{18:45} <&Shade> -_-
{18:45} <&Aeroadm> -_-

by The Real Shade July 30, 2008

leech

To solely download from a peer-to-peer network, without any intent and/or capability to redistribute files accordingly. This lack of sharing is often due to inanely selfish motives, but is occasionally the product of a implausibly slow upstream transfer rate or lack of content to share. Possesses highly negative connotations.

<SuperiorityComplex511> Share or die; no leeching.

by Gerk September 16, 2004