lanoitan

national spelled backwards or when speaking about your floppy dong

go my lanoitan really itches today

by jay money b dizzle July 20, 2004

lappie

another term for laptop

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?

by myftsmls June 26, 2008

lapkin

Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.

Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.

by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007

Laoise

Laoise is a SEXY human being. BETTER than any other breathing soul!!! She smells like potato’s though 😍

Hey! Did u smell Laoise the other day!

by Not laoise! October 24, 2020

LaPorte

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

Lappin Lab

To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.

Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008