Laptalk

n. The act of communicating though voice and webcam by using a laptop computing device.

My family and I both got Skype, so now I laptalk to them when I'm on business trips.

by Horonivan March 14, 2009

Laperooter

An electronic item that can be utilised for study and work. Its common usage is for word processing, however, they have a multitude of other purposes, such as the creation of tables and figures for mathematic equations.

"Alright, chaps, It's time to get your laperooters out!"
"Is there a spare plug? I need to chargerooter my laperooter."

by chafeross1 September 26, 2018

Lapatunieus

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

by Bounga September 30, 2006

Laptop from Hell

This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.

“Woah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hell”
“No what happened ?”

by SagaFraga October 20, 2020

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009

laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

laptapone

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop

1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!

by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010