langa kinnies

theyre clueless but still deserve love
and theyre possibly lgbtq+

langa kinnies: hey i kin langa

you: i love you

langa kinnies: thank you!

by hanakosbestieee March 9, 2021

langered

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004

langerload

a huge quantity.

Often used of drink.

A langerload of pints.

We had a langerload of pints last night.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"

by Gregory Rourke October 13, 2007

langer

A silly man,fool, idiot, somebody who is very drunk,

the background of the word comes from county Cork in Ireland

that lads a langer
he is some langer

by buttso May 13, 2005

laighter

When you youch so hard you have to go somewhere because my name jeff.

Ok guys I’m leaving. Laighter!!

by The creater of youch (jeff) December 28, 2017