laighter 

When you youch so hard you have to go somewhere because my name jeff.

Ok guys I’m leaving. Laighter!!

laighter by The creater of youch (jeff) December 28, 2017

Lighter Thief 

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013

2 lighter system 

When you are forced to use an empty lighter to light a broken lighter that has fuel.

You got a light i could borrow?
No man, i got the 2 lighter system right now

2 lighter system by naggerh8er November 4, 2007

silent laughter 

When something is so funny, or you are in a state of such slap happiness, that regular laughter transforms into an almost silent and uncontrollable activity. Usually accompanied by tears, silent laughter is most likely the best kind of laughter. You have to make a conscious effort to remember to breathe as your lungs lose air fast in the process of silent laughing. Your ribs start to ache and you begin to wonder if you'll be physically able to take a deep breath before resorting to more silent laughter. Friends and family may laugh at you in this state, or they may be joining in right next to you. Concerned strangers will stare at you and seriously consider finding you help, or they may just hide you from their children.

After I mentioned an inside joke, I looked over to my friend who was doubled over with silent laughter.

silent laughter by Blueshue July 12, 2014

laughter 

when a smile has an orgasm.

the group broke out into laughter when they orgasmed?

laughter by jkdtown2 December 28, 2005

Ghetto Lighter 

When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?

Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.

Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.

Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?

Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!

Ghetto Lighter by Haitch4 January 3, 2013

black bottom lighter 

Refers to the bottom part of a lighter (usually a BIC) that has been colored black due to the amount of times it has been utilized to compact ash and residue from smoking pot in a bowl.

You can tell that this black bottom lighter has put to good use!

black bottom lighter by bbladmin January 2, 2013