lamphrey

the girl in a pair who is a little less attractive than the other; every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster hottie that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow. The lamphrey can be found next to her, and she is less hot.

person one: "Man, did you see Natalia? That girl is fiiiine."
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"

by amandaluna May 26, 2006

Lapham

A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.

"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."

by Crapatoa November 7, 2011

Laphamization

Giving a dramatic eyewitness report of an event that hasn't happened yet. Laphamizers get busted either when the event goes down differently than reported or the article goes to print before the event happens.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.

Barbara Stewart's description of that seal hunt was graphic and bloody. Too bad the seal hunt was cancelled. That Laphamization ended her career.

by Shattered Glass May 16, 2009

mr. lapham

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

by ashlie_way February 10, 2008

liphook

Hangout for those who don't even have anything interesting enough for the piss-poor parody of itself that Popbitch has now become.

"Oh no, there picking on us again, let's go to the Liphook place."

by bittertwist December 14, 2008

Lapham

>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

Laiha

is another word for an angel in disguise,who will bite your ass if you are a bad girl/boy.

"Dont mess with her, she's a Laiha!"

by slaiyer February 18, 2010