I'm in labor

a phrase used to get out of something you don't want to do.

Guy 1: Hey dude can you help me with my homework
Guy 2: I wish I could but I'm in labor

by mattyreyrey January 19, 2015

Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out

(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!

by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006

Labor Day

The holiday at the beginning of when school starts that nobody really knows what it means.

Hey When's Labor Day?
Next weekend Foo'
Oh Man! Yes! ..Whats Labor Day anyway?
I don't know Cuh'

by Loree September 22, 2005

Labor Day

Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the first Monday in September (September 5 in 2011) that celebrates the economic and social contributions of workers. (Wiki)

Guy1: "WTF is Labor Day anyways?"
Guy2: "It's meant to celebrate the economic and social something or other of workers."

by opsoyo September 7, 2011

Manual Labor

A sneaky way of saying hand job.

RJ: "so what happened last night?"
Gina: "well, I don't really want to tell you.."
RJ: "c'mon! pants friendly kiss? manual labor??"

by Shortneckedgiraffe January 24, 2011

Labanz

Italian slang for "stomach".

1. "Hey T, how's the labanz?"

2. "I just crushed half a pizza and a bag of cheetos, the labanz isn't doing so good"

by Cdot September 28, 2008

Laborer

One who does (labor)

"Joe is a laborer, he does labor for a living"

"With no education, I must do labor for work"

"Gyms are for pussies, Labor is for men"

by laborman September 3, 2009