kromizon

A cool nigga. He gang gang 24/7. Rulers can't measure his dick (too long).

Oli: Yo you know Kromizon?

Phin: Umm, no, who is that...
*Kromizon comes in the room*
Phin: OH SHIT! Yo! You're lit man!

by degen.v2 August 5, 2017

kromin'

to just walk around, doing nothing in particular.
(From 'to carome' -- meaning bounce around.

Paul :Wassup?
John :I'm just kromin'

by Dbar homey October 30, 2007

kromz

A Highly Skilled minecraft player that has a 12 inch wanger

Kromz has a big pepe

by xKromz April 9, 2017

Stormy Kromer

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.

Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"

by TurkleDawg December 29, 2012

Dirty Kromer

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

by Kromer man November 1, 2021

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018

kromerish

adjective used to describe people displaying a lack of sophistication or cleanliness, found in parts of GA, USA

I wouldn't buy that blanket from her Jim. That whole bunch just seems kromerish to me.

by AppWill July 25, 2009