kortez

The underrated goat. Like a diamond in the dirt that ain’t been found.

“Is that Kortez”
“Don’t try it he’s a smurf”

by Paper Girl October 24, 2018

Kortrijk

City in West-Flandres

I live in Kortrijk

by Truzo March 11, 2011

kortbroek

In Afrikaans, means "shorty." It is the nickname for the spineless rat Marthinus Van Schalkwyk.

Vrot Snoek was loitering outside at the African National Congress national general council last week, waiting to see if he’s going to have to dump the “100% Mbeki” T-shirts he’s been printing. That’s where he heard a nearby police walky-talky crackle, “Car for Minister van Schalkwyk.”

The fuzz holding the receiver looked nonplussed. “Wie?” he asked.

“Car for Minister van Schalkwyk,” came the reply.

Once again: “Wie?” And so it went, back and forth, until the voice finally squawked, “Car for Kortbroek!”

At once, the car was summoned ...

by jd35 November 5, 2007

Kortez

A big gay kid with man titties

Kortez is gay lmao

by Lolimdumblmao February 28, 2019

Kortney Keim

A really outgoing person that can't stand when someone dislikes or hates her. She is generally loved or liked by everyone around. She has usually many friends and is loyal to everyone one of them. She normally loves drama as long as she ain't the person it's about. Normally known as blonde haired girls Kortney Keim's can be one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. If you don't know a Kortney Keim your missing out on a lot! Good Day :)

1.) Lets go do something amazing.
2.) Like a Kortney Keim?
1.) Exactly

by AskThisGirlHere July 1, 2011

Kortinnial Backflex

This is an elite sex move that only the elite can do:
You take out the springle
You flobby the rocket
He or she lays a hoy bronwnie on your chest
He or she pisses on your tally wacker
He or she smacks your ass
You take out the sex gong
You scream from the top of your lungs: Bombs Away!

Dude, last night I was doing the Kortinnial Backflex with my girl, my tally wacker was very impressed afterwards

by Sexgod6978 June 18, 2017

Kortnay

A girl/woman who is usually really butchy and doenst know how to except her friends. Doesn't know how to take a joke and is usually really snobby. Probably blonde and skinny with way to many crop tops.

Kortnay is such a bitch

by Whyidontgiveashit October 17, 2018