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kopite

otherwise known as gobshites, redshite or just plain knob heads - a non educated person who unfortunatley has the dissadvantage of supporting THE REDSHIT - Liverpool FC
The kopited were lucky to finish top ten!!!
by sazz May 6, 2005
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kopite

A person of dubious parentage, hailing from various unfashionable towns and cities throughout Europe - such as Basildon, Stavanger or Truro.

Rumoured to be occasionally native to Mersyside, although this has ever been verififed and is thought to be an urban myth.

Often wears badges and scarves, they live in the 70's in a fashion sense and cloud cuckoo land in every other sense.

"Kopites are vermin and if you find them they should be hung on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey with their own scarves. This will help to keep their numbers down at a manageable level." - D Moyes, Vermin control expert.

(They will mate with their own relatives given the chance and can breed at an alarming rate, particularly when there is a sniff of a trophy in the pestilent air around their place of congregation analfield). They may also be related to the common woodlouse as so many of them come out of the woodwork at these times.
"Will you look at the state of that kopite twat, covered in badges the whopper!"

"Take that scarf off you beaut, it makes you look like a kopite"
by NedFlanders January 23, 2008
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walić konia

In Polish slang mean jack off.
W polskim slangu oznacza masturbację.
Guy:Oni chcą walić konia do takiego zdjęcia!?/They want jack off to this pic!?
by domf2k July 5, 2015
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koptalk

KopTalk is a Liverpool FC site which was launched in March 1999 by Colin Seaman and Duncan Oldham. It reached the height of its powers in the early to mid-Noughties.

Liverpool FC fans then started up their own watchdog site, called KopTalk Exposed, to hold KopTalk and Duncan Oldham's actions up to public scrutiny.

Since then, Alexa stats show that KopTalk's popularity has fallen dramatically.
I'm ashamed to admit it, but I was on KopTalk for a good few years before I finally saw through it all.
by AndyOI March 9, 2010
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kopite

see Dickhead. They are normally from scandinavia or London or any place OTHER than Liverpool.
What a dickhead. He must be a kopite.
by Carl Fairclough January 17, 2007
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Kopala

Describes a person who has a business casual persona, and is an overall nice guy. He treats everyone with a smile, yet people tend to pick on him because they know they can never become him. He never gives a clear answer because he is too hip for answers. There lies an underground rapper in him, starting his career big with his own move which he named after himself.
Kopala: "Hey guys, i can rap!"
Black Guy: "Kopala, u ain't no rappa; u as white as jizz, nig."
Kopala rapping: "I've got my pistol pawn cocked, Ready ta lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop..."
Black guys run away
by Demolition5 January 17, 2012
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Kotiande

I want a Kotiande personality
by maynaise 457 February 10, 2013
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