A local to the suburb of Kelso Aus. Generally born with 2 heads and often sharing a tooth per family, the natives of this region speak a broken slurred version of American redneck crossed with Australian slang.
Kelsonian:-
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
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Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness
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He will break his girlfriend's heart but his ex will love him 4 ever because he is so handsome/hot
He will break his girlfriend's heart but his ex will love him 4 ever because he is so handsome/hot
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Kelson is a libtard
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