I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023
Get the I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. mug.A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023
Get the Kicking Mustang mug.Related Words
When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
Get the Squad Kick mug.by Urrbanjoe1 December 27, 2015
Get the Kick rocks mug.Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023
Get the Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome mug.A "Kick Boy" or "Kick Girl" is the company patsy who gets blamed for everything whether it is their fault or not.
This is a common reference for project managers who are responsible for a large staff.
Also known as the company "Toad" or "Patsy."
This is a common reference for project managers who are responsible for a large staff.
Also known as the company "Toad" or "Patsy."
by Ian De La Rosa June 8, 2013
Get the Kick Boy mug.Also known as the soldier of dance, this is a dance from Valve's Team fortress 2, that you can perform as any class.
Heavy: begins Kazotsky kick
Medic: begins dancing
Spy that was going to backstab medic: begins dancing
Medic: begins dancing
Spy that was going to backstab medic: begins dancing
by Nephilis Thylord October 16, 2020
Get the Kazotsky Kick mug.