KLERFT

Someone who is desperate to have Sexual Activity and ruin peoples Sexual Relationships.

Jeez those girls are definitely KLERFT

by 123JES October 31, 2018

kerflicker

The stylish upturn of a male's hair directly above the forehead found in short haircuts. It can be styled with gel or just by combing.

"Alex, did you see Colin's kerflicker?" "Yeah Ama, it needs to be pertunked a bit I think." "Let's tell him." "Alex, don't touch it, let me do it, you always mess it up more. It needs to have some verve to it."

by sueso March 10, 2015

kerfuffle butter

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.

How's your job going, bro?

Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

Kerflatic

When your sock is on crooked.

Person 1: "Gosh my sock is crooked!"
Person 2: "Dude it's so kerflatic!!"

by Fottslut August 14, 2017

kerfunkeld

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

by Jchubb December 7, 2017

Kler

Another word for Killer. Typically used in a random situation.

"You look like a Kler" or "You, my friend, are a complete Kler."

by Blondie's a bitch February 9, 2019