kitten heel

A kitten heel is a stiletto heel of less than 2 inches in height; some are as low as 1.25 inches. They were introduced in the late 1950s as formal fashion attire for young adolescent teenage girls as higher heels would have been considered unseemly for girls as young as 13 because of the sexual connotations (something that does not seem to worry shoe manufacturers or the parents of some early teenagers and even tweenager girls today!). They were sometimes referred to as "trainer heels" in the USA indicating their use in getting young girls used to wearing high heels. However by the early 1960s they became fashionable for older teenagers and eventually for women of all ages until the demise of the stiletto heel in the late 1960s. They emerged again in the 1980s and have become once again fashionable since 2003.

They are classified as Stilettos and despite their lack of height are generally classified as 'high heels' and 'fuck me pumps' because of their sex appeal; particularly when teamed with a sharp pointed toe. This is an anomaly because a shoe or pump with regular wide heels of 1.5 inches high would be considered a 'flat shoe' and generally devoid of sex appeal; it is the addition of a stiletto heel, however short, that turns it into a sexual accessory.

“As he was looking in the shop window, the unmistakeable click clicking of multi stiletto heels on the cool marble floors reached his ears, echoing around the mall and his mind turned to pleasurable thoughts of who might be wearing them as the sound got louder and louder. How many were there, two.. three.. perhaps four? He felt his manhood stir and judging them almost behind him he turned to look at the stiletto clad beauties that his mind had conjured up only to find himself looking into the eyes of three kitten heeled girls of about 13! He blushed deep red in embarrassment at his mistake and turned away feeling foolish as the now giggling girls clicked and clattered off in their precocious footwear!”

by Mike Martlet June 24, 2006

put the kitten in the mailbox

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010

kitten's kub

A kitten's kitten, the kitten's kub is a term reserved for a very cute young female.

Megan is such a kitten's kub and there ain't no kub like a kitten's kub.

by David Bloom January 17, 2007

Kittens

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Roblox e-kittens

Roblox e-kittens are discord e-kittens that beg for like 100k Robux and nitro every day from their e-daddy
then starts to say " uwu " or " thanks daddy " 💀

edaddy : whos my good wittle kitten
ekitten : i am *sharts*

roblox e-kittens are complete virgins

by unicornlover539 November 27, 2022

Kitten Hammer

Colloquial British Slang for a Penis.
Origins lie in the popular myth, that every time you masturbate, a Kitten dies.

Yo, Frinton, If your Wrongcock Brother gets his Kitten Hammer out anywhere near my Sister again, I'm going to cut the fucker off, and feed it to my Pitbulls, Ok?

by BadBeast December 7, 2009

The Kitten is Hot

1. An alternative way of saying "yes", coined by Elon James White on October 12, 2011.

2. A way of saying "Operation Start" when engaging in nefarious schemes without being detected by "the authority".

1. "Hey, are you drinking right now?"
"The Kitten is Hot. Want some?"
2. The kid looks at his friend and nods seriously. "The Kitten is hot." he says while charging into the kitchen to steal a cookie from the cookie jar. Dun DUN DUN!

by Ziggy-Zag October 13, 2011